Food as sex

It's Sunday again, which means time for more Food Network fun.

Today's highlight: Everyday Italian, with Giada De Laurentiis.

I've long been suspicious of Giada. For starters, I know of no other chefs with waistlines that small. Does she eat anything she cooks?

Next, chefs don't wear flowy, long sleeves that could drag in their ingredients.

Finally, chefs definitely don't wear shirts that show so much cleavage. Isn't she concerned about hot oil?

Today, however, Giada cinched the deal, showing for once and for all that this is a thinly veiled show about sex, not cooking. For, as she mixed some meat (!) with her fingers, Giada said:

"My hands are always my best tools," and

"I like to feel it on my fingers."